uh oh zombies

Oh. Hello there. I didn't see you watching me. Would you like to come in? I was just knitting. What? You want to know what I'm knitting? I'm knitting a canon. Yes, canon, not cannon. It prints . A dream canon. You don't know what a dream canon is? It's very simple. You put the dream canon on and you are propelled into wonderous lands of dreams! Go on, give it a try. That's right. Just like that. No, you shouldn't be able to breathe. Don't worry about that. That's how it works. You have to give to gain the secret dream knowledge. Give your sweet, sweet life that is. Yes. YES. I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TURN BLUE. YES. I AM GOING TO KISS YOU NOW AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.