A fresh disease

"WELCOME!" he shouted while tearing off his shirt, "TO THE MOST MAGNIFICENT THIRD NIPPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET!"

He squeezed his grape-sized mammary and a white fluid began flowing through the laughing crowd.

"GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT OR GO HOME CRYING," he chortled, turning around and getting the other side of the circus tent.

"YALL EVER TASTED SUCH FRESH MILK? NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"